Funniest stories of Non-Avgeeks


#1340

Tut tut, you didn’t convert feet to miles.


#1341

Dang it just realized that, let’s try again…


#1342

Fixed it. 75.212 degrees. Not something you want to experience, lol. 😂


#1343

Well, it’s better than 90!


#1344

By my calculations you would have to make a vertical dive, like around what GolferRyan said. The scenarios would be 1. You would make a vertical dive, you would crash, and everybody would die, also you forgot the seatbelt sign, 2. You would make a vertical dive and then immediately pull up, but everybody is injured severely, like what happened on that China airlines flight that happened over the ocean, 3. Before any of this happened, the pilots would look at the nautical miles, and see that its 180.00 nautical miles, they would start descending and before that they would put the seatbelt sign on and slow down. (Obviously)

P.S. If you were 100,000 feet high up you would descend as much as you can and then make a go around.

Thank You!


#1345

Oh dear…😂😂😂😂😂

#longresponsesforthewin


#1346

And now convert it from miles to kilometers


#1347

When you see this:
SpiceJet, whose chairman and managing director is Ajay Singh, operates a fleet of Boeing and Bombardier Q-400s.
Found it on NDTV (one of India’s major news channels). Never seen a Boeing Q-400.


#1348

Friend: Yeah, I’ve always wanted to become a pilot. Too bad I never actually pursued it.
Me: Ah. Well. Isn’t Adam’s dad a pilot?
Friend: Yeah he is, he works for Emirates.
Me: Yeah, I saw him just now. Didn’t know he was a pilot.
Friend: Yeah…Emirates is a really good airline. They’ve got tons of planes, and they’re ordering more Boeing 780s. They’re very nice!
Me: (prepares to give hour long lecture on aircrafts and how a Boeing 780 DOES NOT EXIST, but instead:) Yes.
Me: Screams in agony internally


#1349

One of my best friends that plays IF says he’s an aviation expert. I mean he does know the basic of which plane is which but doesn’t know what FLAPS OR TRIM does…


#1350

My dad had only recently discovered that Airbus was an actual company and not a model of plane.

Also he thought liveries were hangars.


#1351

I just say “paint job” when around non av geeks. Because everyone gets really confused when I say liveries


#1352

When I see a plane and know what it is, my friends say “lol planes are stupid” sometimes they say “OMG that lambo is doing 230 MPH!”
Me: “Oh wow could that Airbus A320 go any slower? It’s doing 440 MPH…”


#1353

Whenever my friend who is into cars tells me how fast a certain car goes, I smile at him and say, “Well can that car go 450 MPH?”


#1354

🤣 @ChiknNRice ahhh just like mine!


#1355

I feel your pain… It’s awful, ”it’s a Qantas Link Dash-8 Q400 on downwind into runway 26L!” ”ok”


#1356

I can see where he thought about the Airbus type of aircraft


#1357

Me: Shows friends Infinite Flight app You should get this flight sim!
Friend: Naa, I’m gunna get Fortnite Mobile :D
Friend: Isn’t that game take so long to do flights?
Me: Isn’t Fortnite make your mom yell at you to shut your phone off and go to sleep?

I do overnight flights**


#1358

Technically that’s all anyone ever talks about. That’s on the band wagon


#1359

”Planes don’t even move at all! If you are on a flight and you look out the window, the ground and outside view stays the same because the plane doesn’t move and it’s SUPER SLOW! That’s why Ferrari cars are the best because they zoom past you at the speed of sound.”