Funniest stories of Non-Avgeeks


#1217

I’ve heard all your stories about Lucy, and oh boy, shes saltier than McDonald’s Fries!


#1218

I like the when everyone on the plane freaks out in panic when the flaps are being set or gear being put down lol


#1219

When It was time in class to put the date and time the test was taken, i wrote it in ZULU time and the teacher had given me a detention… Worst part is, it was a free write essay on any topic. You obviously would’ve knew my topic,


#1220

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol sorry u got a detention but that is quite funny


#1221

Not aviation related at all.

Whenever there is a date section I always write ‘today’. No teacher has gotten mad all year yet.


#1222

This thread is funniest stories of non avgeeks, ZULU time corresponding with an aviation free write, can and will get people insane. I didnt go offtopic…


#1223

So me and my sister were shopping at American Eagle Outfitters a few days before we when on a American Eagle flight. she said right before boarding…

“oh, I had no idea that AEO had an airline, hope the clothes are cute!”

me:…


#1224

When my friend butchered Emirates so bad.


#1225

That makes me want to die.


#1226

When you have no friends at school that know anything about aviation :(


#1227

Oh my gosh same.

I have this one really supportive friend who knows nothing about aviation but she’s really interested that I’m interested and that’s the closest I’ve gotten.


#1228

Someone at school asked if I liked planes because I talk about them like three times a day. I told them I needed to start talking about planes more.


#1229

This story happens to me over and over again…

Whenever I play IF at school, someone usually comes up to me and asks, “What game is that?”. I tell them, “It’s a game called Infinite Flight.”. Their next words? “cAn YoU CrAsH?”.
My face:


#1230

Every morning in math when the teacher is rambling about stuff we already know, (VOLUME OF SHAPES?! IM IN ADVANCED MATH AND WE DID THAT IN THE 4TH GRADE) I do a quick flight usually in the Caribbean. They ask what ‘game’ it is (ItS NoT A gAmE MoM ItS a SiMuLaToR) and I say ‘infinite flight’. They ask what you do, and I say ‘you fly planes’. Usually they say ‘what happens if you crash’ or ‘are you going to be a pilot when you grow up.’ My Answers are ‘nothing really’ and ‘yes’. Then they push a bunch of random buttons and don’t realize they’re changing the camera and not doing anything really bad.

Oh well.


#1231

you know it’s funny I do not usually intend to crash but I still do it on occasion.
NOTE: NEVER HIRE ME TO BE A PILOT XD


#1232

I am literally SO triggered at my friend right now… This is what happened.

Friend: Let me see that game…

Me: Okay… Just don’t play on multiplayer

Friend: Sure Plotting

Me: looks away for ONE second

Friend: enters TS1

Me: looks back Hey dude, NO!

Friend: full throttle

Me: yanks back phone

Me: looks at screen

Results: 10 violations and a crash

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Let’s just say, that it will take me MUCH longer to get to Grade 3…


#1233

I dont know anyone in real life who loves aviation.😦


#1234

Never trust anyone non-avgeek with Infinite Flight XD

Here is mine:

Me: *Reaches cruising altitude on Infinite Flight

Friend: Can I see your iPad?

Me: Not right now, I am playing Infinite Flight.

Friend: Yeah, I want to try the game.

Me: *Knows my friend is a noob when it comes to airplanes

Me: *Also knows that I am on the expert server.

Me: What do you want to try about my game?

Friend: What does that button that says A/P do? I want to click it and see what it does.

Me: *Realizes that if my friend clicks it, it will cause the plane to go into a nosedive because it disconnects the autopilot. (my ipad was flat on the floor)

Me: Yeah, no. You are going to cause my plane to crash.

Friend: How? I’m just clicking a button!

Me: *Facepalm


#1235

I finally made a connection between people who make you guys mad and people who don’t.


#1236

It’s weird because people point to a plane at 40,000 feet and be like: “what plane is that” and I’m like “I don’t hecking know Susie I can’t see that damn far”