Funniest stories of Non-Avgeeks


#1176

Simlar here, in science we were watching a film about emements, and there was this story about people smuggling gold throigh an airport, and it happened in 1980somthing (you get that if you get that) and they showed a gnaric B-roll from an airposlrt that clearly showed a 777 taxying in fornt of the camera, and I yelled out “but that plane first flew in 1994!”


#1177

I talk about IF so much sometimes my homeroom teacher asks me what rout I am flying that day…


#1178

I was flying to Orlando over the summer, we landed is KMCO and there was an Emirates flight attendants on the tram to the main terminal, and my sister asked my mom what are those things on there heads (talking about to Emirates fa), and I could hear her clearly, I told her they were part of their culture and their job. I was angry at her.


#1179

That’s no t really a non-avgeek story.


#1180

Yeah but does are not my violations


#1181

Why be angry? It’s a valid question if she honestly doesn’t know the answer.


#1182

sigh here we go.

(Non avgeek) friend: so I heard your flying soon

Me: yeah

Friend: cool, I flew on a Delta last year, what plane are you on? The Deltas are really nice!

Me: faceplamThat’s the AIRLINE!

Friend: oh.


#1183

Because the way she said it and how close the fa were to her, they were in earshot of her


#1184

Me: what are 2 companies that make planes
Classmate who lives under not just a rock, but Mt Everest: Delta, Air force one, and uhhhhhh… HOW am I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THIS?!?
Me: first of all, its not even that hard, and sadly you are wrong.


#1185

Personally I love this topic because it’s where avgeek elites go to snob at the commoners


#1186

Also, that really isn’t about aviation. It’s just something of their culture.


#1187

I know it is also apart of their job


#1188

One of my friends always says that. just to annoy me


#1189

Well then


#1190

This has to be the funniest thing I have ever seen 😂


#1191

“Controller”: YOU’RE CLEARED FOR TAKEOFF!!!

Pilot: sticks head out cockpit WHAT?!


#1192

That ramp agent is about to have a not-so pleasant day.


#1193

LOL
Google, please immediately improve your search filters


#1194

Oh my goodness

How can someone be this dumb


#1196

@C_Baccari The cockpot windows slide open.
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