The following is based on a Rick ad Morty meme (It is not real world aviation related):
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Global Flight. The flying is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical aviation knowledge most of the planes will go over a typical spotter’s head. The pilots understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these planes, to realize that they’re not just flying- they say something deep about Global Flight. As a consequence people who dislike Global Flight truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the flying in Global’s existencial catchphrase “Its coming soon, we promise” which itself is a cryptic reference to the true release date of Global, I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Laura Laban’s genius unfolds itself mid flight. What fools… how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Global Flight tattoo.
For the record, I don’t believe any of the text above, it’s all a part of the Joke