Funniest stories of Non-Avgeeks


#1460

When i ask people what their favorite plane and they say an airline

When people look at me like im strange when i planespot


#1461

I can relate XD

This reminds me:

Friend: *Posts on their Instagram story to DM them an emoji and they will feature their favorite picture from my feed.

Me: Sends the airplane emoji.

Friend: Of course, a plane (Laughing emoji)


#1462

Ask your friend of he/she’s ever played Infinite flight.


#1463

That top one I get all the time. Ugh


#1464

Yeah he played it before global


#1465

My grandfather said one of his friend of his said that “I think the A380 is the “fat one” since it’s huge” and I’m like whaaaaa?


#1466

This was a comment for Aviation Tycoon 4, a perfect example of what happens when a non-av-geek tries to play an aviation game 🤷🏼‍♂️


#1467

I hate it when I lose my maid!


#1468

I prepared his invoice:
Insult

LOL, he is a living wonder. The average brain is 0.4 * Sunway TaihuLight (world’s fastest computer. too bad we can’t harness the brain’s power for IF) theoretically and according to my estimates, he is dumber than a pocket calculator (less than 10 FLOPS vs 38 PFLOPS for the average brain)


#1469

I find the logic of this video very… um… what’s the word? Well, just watch.


#1470

I Saw Birds Strangly Staring up In The Sky at a plane.

Dad: Em’ birds are being wierd staring up into the sky.
Sister: There Planespotting Like Cameron!!!
Me: Yea, at the 737 Southwest flying overhead.


#1471

So I’m doing a math problem that asks that if a plane is at 50000 ft and descending at rate of 1100 ft per SECOND, how long will it take to reach the ground.


#1472

The good news, we’ll be landing soon. the bad news, we’re crash landing.


#1473

thats awesome thats so funny


#1474

You would hit the ground in 45.4545454545… seconds!

BRACE BRACE BRACE!!!

😂😂😂😂


#1475

“Just look at that flight path, it looks like a racetrack” the news reporter commented… Dude, that is a basic holding pattern… Enormous facepalm.
Link: https://youtu.be/gWocbRLierw


#1476

Saw a few C-130s flying by our school.
Friend: Man look at these helicopters.
I lost all faith in humanity.


#1477

Im somewhat triggered by this


#1478

Kudos to @MisterButler for finding this


Video link: https://youtu.be/SKPxsdxKpVM


#1479

(Should preface this with that I only casually play Fortnite on mobile)

Text conversation with my friend…
Friend: want to play Fortnite?
Me: ya, my flight lands in 30 somthing minuets…
Friend: Well play Fortnite for 30 something minuets…
Me: Can’t they are both on my Ipad…
Friend: Why do you eaven play that game so much?
Me: well I payed 80$ for the year so I better get my money’s worth…
Friend: You payed $80 for that dumb game!
Me: You told me at lunch today you have spent over 100 in Fortnite, who’s talking?!

That was Friday night, he never responded…